sirensedai:

Why is this take your phone out snap a quick pic thing so difficult??? In my defense he was walking really fast

lucythemovie:

Don’t stand in Lucy’s way, she is on a mission of revenge. #Lucy movie in theaters NOW! Get tickets!

broken-gaydar:

starrygraveyard:

andr3wdost:

nathanieljosephruess:

herfunnyvideos:

lockedinabirdcage:

GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD

PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS

AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.

BRAINS OVER BRAWN.

MIND OVER MATTER.

PAPER OVER ROCK.

You clever little shit.

then what the fuck does scissors mean

lesbians

what

image

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containercontainers:

sam-winchester-cries-during-sex:

smatter:

bey0nd-my-thoughts:

paradiseprogram:

bye mom

This needs to be in the post with all the gateways to hell.

um what

you must be new here

soMEONE ADD THIS TO THE GATEWAY TO HELL

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Anyone at comic con have a Once Upon A Time pin that they do not want?

thepondsaregone:

thorinoakenbutt:

castielandpie:

poryqon:

it bothers me that Kansas and Arkansas are not pronounced the same

I’m from the UK and I have been pronouncing Arkansas as Ar-Kansas my whole life

For all my non-american friends, Arkansas is pronounced ark-an-saw

WHAT

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COLIN O DONOGHUE JUST SMILED DIRECTLY AT ME

MY LIFE IS ABSOLUTELY COMPLETE

sassy-starburst:

cakeybots:

OOF COURRSE IT’S AN OORANGE I JUST TOLDD YOU IT WAS AN OOOORANGE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkOcm_XaWrw

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somepalestiniankid:

Also since we’re here, I’m all for denouncing Zionism but can we please avoid the antisemitism

Israel =/= Jews
Jews =/= pro-Israel

This includes sending threatening messages to Jews, posting cartoons with blood libel, posting cartoons portraying Jews as antisemitic caricatures, associating Nazism with Israel or intertwining swastikas with Star of Davids.

That is all, have a nice day

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laptopped:

imagine banana with any other vowel

bununu

benene

bonono

binini

bynyny

(via bastille)

IN LINE TO SEE BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH

jackbarahomo:

falloutboywassaved:

if you ever doubt about eating another slice of pizza just remember that pete wentz would never deny himself another slice so go and eat all the pizza you want you beautiful soul

thanks pete

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edwad:

which boob is the clitoris

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