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A MESSAGE FROM MASSIVE EVENTS ABOUT SHERLOCKED: THE OFFICIAL SHERLOCK CONVENTION

sherlockology:

As fans ourselves we totally understand the frustration some of you are having on here! I want everyone to know we are still working very hard on a date that works for as many of the main cast of the show to attend as possible! This has been one of the hardest tasks we have ever had to deal with…

legfruit:

*throws apple into hospital* *doctors hiss and scurry away from it*

(via tenor-saxting)

a-pedophile-potato:

weedjoke420:

one time in 7th grade i was having unbearable intestinal pain like i could not move at all it hurt so bad so i went to the nurse and she sent me home and the second i got home i farted for legitimately 45 seconds and all of the pain disappeared

A deeply touching story

(via tenor-saxting)

peclro:

sext: my mom can pick up if your mom can drop us off

(via odins-one-eyed-fuck)

drawing-5sos:

Don’t get excited if 5sos are filming a music video for a song that includes girls and ‘bad’ teenage stuff and certainly don’t expect a music video to describe what the lyrics are saying because Don’t stop was about them getting a hard one watching a girl dancing and we got a music video of four superheros where one got beat up by an old lady and the other was running after a cat.

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katiedollthesillyhead:

DON’T joke ship just don’t do it. it will not end well. it will stop being a joke.

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sassyvalkyrie:

interstellarmage:

i knew this guy in middle school who when asked about his future plans, even by school counselors or teachers would without fail always chant,

KICK ASS, GO TO SPACE
REPRESENT THE HUMAN RACE

i wonder what he’s up to these days.

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antoniomadness:

gundamdick:

ALRIGHT LISTEN UP IMMA TELL YOU SOME SERIOUS GENDER MARKETING BULLSHIT THAT WENT DOWN TODAY

Today a woman came in to get her 13 year old son’s black iPhone fixed. This thing was totally fucking busted. She was already kind of being bitchy so I’m just trying to reassure her that everything will be fine and shuffle through the paper work so shes on her way. She leaves, I put her phone away till I have time to fix it.

Well come to find out that we were completely out of black screens until next week’s shipment. So I put on a white screen for now and reassure her that when we do get black screens in that I will call her and we’ll put the new screen on for free. Better to have a temporary mixed match phone then a broken one right?

This woman proceeds to flip her shit. “WE CAME HERE TO GET WHAT WE HAD FIXED!” I calmly explain to her that there is nothing I can do about the color for the time being. The son is totally fine with this and obviously embarrassed by his mother’s outburst. The woman snatches the phone, sneers at it, and then shoves it back into my hands and says “NOW IT LOOKS LIKE A GIRL’S PHONE! I AM NOT GIVING THIS TO MY SON!”

At this moment I turn to her and say. “I don’t undersand? How is it a girl’s phone now?”

"Well it was BLACK and now its WHITE!!" She gestured dramatically at the screen like I couldn’t fucking see it.

"How is white a feminine color?"

She huffs and explains that she refuses to take the phone until the color is changed. The 13 is now rapid fire “its fine its fine” cause he just wants his phone back. But she keeps refusing but I finally tell her again that we will change the phone for free when we get black screens and that shes not allowed to keep it here.

The point of the matter is that this woman almost refused to even take back the phone BECAUSE OF ITS COLOR. Mind you its not even anything like pink or purple. ITS. WHITE.

A SUBURBAN WHITE WOMAN TURNED RED IN THE FACE WITH ANGER BEAUSE SHE THOUGHT WHITE WAS TOO GIRLY FOR HER SON.

And the son is more mature than her.

(via odins-one-eyed-fuck)

zacwells:

Scooby Doo is the most useless member of the scooby doo team why is the show named after him, the show should be called Velma

(Source: felfs, via dutchster)

Hello guys, our queen was nominated on “Entertainer Of The Year ” and we just need vote for Ty. We can vote HERE everyday, but only once in day, “we” won 2 TCA and I think it’s so easy for us. Bye (don’t be lazy and do it).

(Source: losttroylerworld, via tyleroakley)

(Source: ruinedchildhood, via broccloi)

cassywinchestertheangel:

Men in trench coats; ruining my life since I joined the fandom life

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